After the of Parisians returning from their vacations in “Province” and the phrases to NEVER say to a Parisian here are some typical phrases you’re likely to hear coming out of the mouths of snobbish Parisians. If you recognize yourself in a few of them, don’t panic – it doesn’t mean you’re a bitter, pedantic Parisian. On the other hand, if you recognize yourself in more than 15 sentences, there’s nothing more we can do for you, sorry!
Typical Parisian snob phrases:
- Should we order an Uber-Han?
- You only pay 1,250 euros for a 10 m2 apartment, excluding utilities? You’ve found the right plan-Han!
- I tried out a new vegan canteen in Barbès, let me know what you think of their kale!
- I can’t stand tourists anymore, they’re insup’Han!
- Where are we going to brunch on Sunday?
- Pffff he just stands there in the tight Escalator to the left, another provincial!
- Let down before entering the Metro, pfff!
- It’s green for pedestrians BASTARD!
- And thank you Anne Hidalgo!
- We’re going to brainstorm ASAP on a 50 K brief, it’s too smart!
- I found my dress in a luxury thrift store in the Marais, it’s CA-NON!
- I can’t take any more cars!
- I’m fed up with pollution!
- Aren’t these p**** cyclists fed up with running all the lights?
- Do you close at 10pm? But is this a joke-Han?
- An 8-euro pint? Ça va-han! It’s not expensive-Han!
- I’m over-booked. I can set up a date for you in 10 days at 4:15pm, between my Tie Bu Shan pilates class and my facial yoga session. Wait, I’ll take you back, I’ve got a call to make.
- A new Quinoa bar has opened in the 11th district!
- One more demonstration!
- What the hell is the Deliveroo driver doing? He went to Rome to get my pizza-Han?
- Shall we sit on the terrace? (February 1st at 3 degrees, with a small ray of sunshine)
- 8 minutes to the next Métro? Thank you RATP!
- But WHO tips anymore?
- ” Vous, en Province… “
- How about a Bouillon? Or are you more of a Rooftop Brunch team?
- It’s in the pipe!
- Shall we have breakfast?
- How about a before party?
- Saint-Ouen is the new Brooklyn!
- A date with someone who lives on the other side of the ring road? NEVER!